I Hate My Shelf

A lightweight, cozy hooded long-sleeve tee with a playful, slightly sarcastic holiday illustration—an annoyed elf on a shelf and the caption “Sometimes I Hate My Shelf.” Soft to the touch and breathable, it layer s easily under jackets or wears alone on cool mornings. The design brings a wink of holiday humor to quiet coffee runs, family gatherings, or casual nights in, and the slim-but-relaxed cut keeps the silhouette comfortable and modern. It’s for people who love low-key seasonal fun and appreciate apparel that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, smooth feel (heather/triblend options with blended fibers)
- Lightweight fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) that layers without bulk
- Regular fit with side-seamed construction for better shape retention
- Crossover “V” at the neckline for subtle vintage detail
- Long sleeves and hood for added warmth while staying breathable

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean